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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like
the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is
already wearing...
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care
what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake.
To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit
with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician,
'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought
in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black
suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
' So I just switched the heads.'
Bet You Didn't See That Coming!
Wonderful!
Lou
nice.
lol, typical blonde joke. hehehe
Oh wow! How awful! I can't imagine how the poor widow felt. Lol!
Definitely didn't see that coming. LOL
lol wow that was really funny especially when it makes a blonde laugh.
God, that poor widow. lol omg, she must have fallen over in a dead faint.
wow, didn't see that coming, either. hahaha.
Oh that awful!
lol, that one actually surprised me